Gah! First blog, beginnings and all that…
Gah. This is the first blog of this fledgling creature. Explanations are required, if only for posterity and archives. I fully expect this blog to bring me fans worldwide. You probably won’t get any explanations, but beginnings are important. So, I was winding my way up from Rosmead Place to Union Place on my way to hook myself up with some lunch, and was mulling as to how to write this first blog. It’s a fairly nice day, gentle breeze, not too hot and believe it or not, a number of exceptional ideas occurred to me. Sadly, my memory is like a sieve for good ideas. I forget them almost as soon as I’ve thought of them. What to do. It is a handy excuse, too.
A beginning is important though. Some of my favourite movies grab you in their opening scenes. I’m not thinking of Saving Private Ryanesque in-your-face action either. More the Big Lebowski. Regular dude, pops into the supermarket and returns to find his rug being pissed on. That is a good beginning.
Why bother trying to be that good? I’ll just settle for some circumspect opening remarks. ‘Tis not a blog about politics, the situation in Sri Lanka, photographing cooking or the Colombo club scene. I may well rant about the first two, fool myself with the third (unlikely), or poke fun at the last, but I’m just as likely to whine about the old people, tossers everywhere, and the Dude and those like him.
I think I maybe should have blogged about my lunch. Oh, well, too late now. Things can only improve.
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start blogging git!
rastiadu - August 23, 2007 at 2:50 pm
after some soul searching, I think I want a customized name that fits this blog.
Itty Bitty Amin. That be me
drac - August 28, 2007 at 5:51 pm
I want a customised name too!! But can’t decide between “Pocket Sized Thatcher,” or “Compact Iron Handbag.” Decisions, decisions, decisions.
We look to you oh fascist.
rastiadu - August 29, 2007 at 5:24 am
I love it!
Welcome, my fellow fascists. I humbly thank thee you for defacing my wall in such a sprightly and inspired fashion. Long may it continue.
In the same vein, among those alliteral masterpieces that were ignored was the excellent ethnically harmonious ‘Chutti Chinna Chandrika’ though I must say I was also rather fond of ‘Compact Iron Handbag’ too, but what to do. Marcos wins and I’ll live.
tinylittlefascist - August 29, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Heh the rug pee-ers. This IS a good beginning and The Dude was mentioned, which makes it better. We (the royal we) await your next post.
zlot - August 30, 2007 at 4:23 am
Slothy needs a fascist name
rastiadu - August 31, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Welcome, sloth! We are pleased to have you here, and as you can see, there is already a new post. Agree with micro mini marcos that you are in need of a fascist name.
Choose wisely.
tinylittlefascist - August 31, 2007 at 3:40 pm
because it is zloty we’re talking about here… I nominate SmallUncleHo.
Small. Dictatorial. And the Ho works on several levels for me. All those in favour say ho. Or ho ho ho if you’re in the mood for noises of unseasonal merriment.
itty bitty amin - August 31, 2007 at 4:08 pm
itty bitty amin: you know my feelings for good ol’ Ho, and indeed slothy fits the bill.
ahahahaha
HO HO HO
micro mini marcos - August 31, 2007 at 6:25 pm
*trots out a prepared line*
so, do the hos have it?
itty bitty amin - August 31, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Being a fascist, I think sloth should not have a say in his name. Hence,
Ho.
I’m not feeling particularly festive, seasonal or otherwise, so will stick with one.
tinylittlefascist - August 31, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Hmmm the only issue I have is with the “small”. This, in the parlance of our times is a little belittling. My thoughts for now.
SmallUncleHo - August 31, 2007 at 8:01 pm
SmallUncleHo,
comfort yourself with the thought that in the land of the teeny tiny and itty bitty, small uncle is king ho.
Why yes. That came out exactly as I planned, why do you ask?
tinylittlefascist: Not even after a few swigs of the energy drink of fascists everywhere? No? Tsk.
itty bitty amin - August 31, 2007 at 8:21 pm
SmallUncleHo: ’tis true, you are a BigHo among wee little people, there is comfort in that.
tlf: LIES. ALL LIES. Not festive?! I beg to differ, you’re perennially in a state of festive plumpness.
micro mini marcos - August 31, 2007 at 9:39 pm
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now that I am relatively the biggest. I guess I’m down with it.
SmallUncleHo - August 31, 2007 at 11:20 pm
SmallUncleHo: Excellent.
Marcos and Amin: I may be festively plump, but in the absence of said elixir, preferably at the Global Towers, I am unable to muster the requisite festivity. That said, tonight may change that.
tinylittlefascist - September 1, 2007 at 1:03 pm